Stunt Pussy...

posted at 22:31:07
By Flipping Heck!

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No, not a blog entry about me! My cat Thomas disappeared yesterday and when I found him he was 60 feet up an Oak tree looking quite pleased with himself. I was more than a little bit worried as last time he took it upon himself to rid the village of crows he was stuck up there the other night. How wrong I was!

It was like something from the Jungle Book! He madly swung from branch to branch looking like a derrange monkey, dropping slowly down the tree. I was sure he was going to kill himself.

He came to a slight impasse about 12 feet from the ground, where the branches ran out - the point at which he'd got stuck the last time - but his brother Winston seemed to grab the gravity of the situation and gamely ran up the tree to taunt his little brother. Thomas responded in his usual style by taking a swipe at his older brother, lost his grip and fell to the floor. He was alright fortunately, but I can't help thinking that he's still not learnt a single lesson from any of this and will one day fall from a great height.

I know, Cats will be Cats.

And Boys will be Boys!

The weekend was another drunken affair, only slightly different from the previous weekends dealings in that I managed to remain on my own two feet and didn't fall over in public (I left that until I got home). I did however manage to loose four lamb burgers that I won in the meat raffle, I hope they won't stink the pub out if they're not found in time!

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