Family... can't live with them... can't kill them

posted at 01:58:58
By Flipping Heck!

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I was 45 minutes late back from "The Local" tonight and I was locked out. What the Flip is that all about? I could understand if I tried to roll in after 40 pints at 4am but at 1.15am after 4 pints? Your having a giraffe aren't you?

I know why Pops does it but at 27 years of age and having lived on my own for 6 of those, it's taking the Mickey a bit I feel. I would have slept in the car again out of spite to make him feel guilty but I have the pub quiz for the "Mary Celeste" to finish and I needed the loo.

I hope that my Boss holds good his appraisal promise on Friday so I can get a pay rise and then I'm out of here.

Where though is another question entirely.....

As a slight aside from this post, we were introduced - well technically not formally- to The Psycho Stalker From Hell's new girlfriend tonight in "The Local". I shall refer to her from now on as Grottbags as she has a similar laugh and looks akin to thye green witch from the TV show "Rod Hull and Emu".

Sound very nasty I'm sure. Sandy didn't help by bursting into manic laughter when I told her who Grottbags was, in fact she didn't believe me and had to seek confirmation elsewhere then spent the rest of the time Grottbags was in the pub giggling and saying "No? Really?"

I told her the funny story of how PSFH and Grottbags first met which involved him being freaked out and running home to avoid her (sound familiar?) and Sandy couldn't believe they were a couple. PSFH is one of those people who always has to be with someone so I guess any port in a storm.

Blimey, I'm being a bitch tonight aren't I? Must be the affect of the cold from having to sit outside for so long. Anyway, I'm not the only one that thinks it....

Right... quiz to write. only 14 rounds of 5 questions to go!

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